By: Drew Clarke
Its cack, not funny or clever and not good enough to be a cliche or a pastiche.Face it people, bad is bad
View ArticleBy: EnergyGuy
The Amazon reviews are even better! Did someone hack into Amazon and upload fake reviews? I was just starting to trust the reviews there, and now this ….
View ArticleBy: Willard
Yep, you might want to check the STEWpendous revue’s at Amazon.com. But ignore awl 5 doz. Five-starr ones. Hears why:Absolutely terrible, July 2, 2009 By Jonathan Kessler (Chicago, IL USA) “Seriously?...
View ArticleBy: the knower
anybody got a better first page? The Hobbit is up there.gotta cast mine for The Gunslinger
View ArticleBy: bartleby
Sarcasm, people, sarcasm.Of COURSE this is the result of the self-publishing explosion. Golly, gee, I can write and publish my own book! And it’ll be set in type, just like a real book! With a real...
View ArticleBy: David Strong
It seems like there used to be something like “Snoopy Awards” for opening lines that could compete with “It was a dark and stormy night.” There were always some amazing attempts.
View ArticleBy: Paul Burke - Author Journey Home
“It was a dark and stormy night” is my favorite opening line of all time. There is none better…long live Snoopy and his precious Van Gogh. My favorite opening for a television show is Dark Shadows – in...
View ArticleBy: Dan M
See, this right here is why self-publishing shouldn’t exist. No one needs to read this. This may or may not be a good story, but it needs a ghostwriter, proofreader and editor. Or just to be thrown in...
View ArticleBy: Rosa
Wow. That was horrible. Even for just the first page… and the faked reviews, at the least, he could have TRIED to use a dictionary. Er. They used actual numbers? This person most likely doesn’t know...
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